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'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'


Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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when someone gives me a compliment 



"white people can’t danc-"


"white people can’t twer-"


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"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."


that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

so i went ice skating for the first time ever today and it was a ton of fun and by the end of it i could skate at a “moderate” pace around the rink without holding on to anything \(^o^)/ i fell down five times, and one of those times wasn’t even on the ice so i don’t think it counted lol (i was stepping out of the rink and my skate got caught on the opening and my friend Lia was chatting away to me and then turned back and there i was on the ground. i feel like that alone is an accurate portrayal of today).  

but yeah i kept falling on my right knee quite hard and at the time it wasn’t so bad apart from a little bit of swelling but once i had gotten home and stopped moving for a bit, all of these bruises started showing up and it’s kinda painful. worth it though, ice skating is fun! definitely gonna do it again!


Set photos of Monica’s apartment and ‘Central Perk’ from Friends

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Anonymous said:
you're one of the most beautiful people I've ever met. Honestly!

wowowow this is really really nice thank you!!! \(◕‿◕)/

*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*

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